Duchess07 asks: How much is okay to touch someone, or be touched?
I am a dog. And I’m a very friendly dog. So when people meet me, they usually think it’s okay to touch me. To pat my head, to rub my back, to scratch my tummy. And most of the time, they’re right – I love it!
But sometimes, I don’t. Maybe I Continue reading
CloBo asks: What’s the best kind of music? What’s bad?
The best kind of music is music you like. There’s no such thing as bad music. It can be so loud it hurts my ears (dogs have very sensitive ears, you probably know), but outside of that, it’s just a question of what you like.
Some dogs like Continue reading
Wolfgang asks: How do I get my kid to do their homework?
Okay, this is one where I’ve only observed. No one gives dogs homework. And this is one time I’m really grateful to be a pooch!
There seems to be one lesson about homework that parents forget, and Continue reading
Char asks: Is fighting ever okay?
I’ve won fights and lost fights. I’m a good fighter. But I don’t like fighting.
Actually, let me restate that. I love fighting, but not when it’s Continue reading
Becky asks: Are dogs happier than people? Why?
The difference between dogs and people, in this regard, is that we have much smaller brains. We don’t have self-consciousness. No dog has ever created art, no dog has ever laughed at Continue reading
Pucci asks: Is lying ever okay?
Dogs don’t know how to lie. It’s not part of our brains. You’ll hear pet-owners say “My dog is lying. I fed him an hour ago and he’s whining by his bowl as though he hasn’t been fed yet.” They’re wrong; the dog’s Continue reading
I think the best thing about me is how good I smell. I smell fantastic. Particularly in places you don’t even know about. The only time I don’t like the way I smell is when Handsome shoves me in the bathtub and Continue reading