Kevphia asks: If you are a dog, tell me what is the best thing you like to do. I’m not stupid — dogs can’t type! Send me proof that you are a dog!
Hi Kevphia –
I wrote a poem for you
How common are these current trends
Where doubt about us swarms:
Obama had to get his state
To release official birth forms.
And here you question me today
On whether I’m canine
And orange and white with floppy ears
And a very thin waistline.
So what can this pooch say to you
To make you to believe
If I sent you photos of me typing
You might think that’s naïve!
“But she just used her Photoshop
To make that pic!” you’d scream.
Yes, anything I’d give to you
Would seem just a cheesy scheme.
The fact is, dear, I simply can’t.
I can’t prove what I am.
All I can do is tell you that
My heart is not a sham.
I truly care about my Pack
I’m so glad you signed up.
And over time I hope to become
Just about your favorite pup!